Emo Philips Quotes About Home

Quotes about: Home

• I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

  Emo Philips

  Home, Night, Guy

• My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
  bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

  Emo Philips

  Home, Bagels, Faults

• My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

  Emo Philips

  Home, Parent, Hours

• I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he's learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills.

  Emo Philips

  Family, Brother, Home

• The subconscious is like having a laboratory assistant who pretends to love you and help you, but after you go home to go to sleep it goes back into the lab and starts fumbling with the data and destroying it. It's a very tricky thing. People think our minds are us, but that's not true at all. The mind is not us.

  Emo Philips

  Love You, Home, Sleep

  Source: www.avclub.com

• I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.

  Emo Philips

  Cheer, Home, Cost

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

• I go to pick up a girl in a bar. I say will you go home with me? She says I don't know, do you have cable? I say no, but the rope should work just fine.

  Emo Philips

  Girl, Home, Rope

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