Emo Philips Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Coffee, Humor

  "The best God joke ever - and it's mine!". www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2005.

• At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Humor, Glasses

• I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Giving, Panic

• Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household.

  Emo Philips

  Baby, Giving Up, Writing

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

• I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

  Emo Philips

  Kids, Giving, Bangs

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

• I'm totally normal in every respect, but I have this one quirk - I can't give out a number without laughing. It's a problem when I'm giving my credit card number over the phone because they always think: 'He must have just stolen it.'

  Emo Philips

  Thinking, Phones, Numbers

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

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