Emo Philips Quotes About Eyes

Quotes about: Eyes

• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

  Emo Philips

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Eye

• I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

  Emo Philips

  Eye, Sassy, Feet

• My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

  Emo Philips

  Girlfriend, Emo, Eye

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