Emo Philips Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Life, Humor

• The subconscious is like having a laboratory assistant who pretends to love you and help you, but after you go home to go to sleep it goes back into the lab and starts fumbling with the data and destroying it. It's a very tricky thing. People think our minds are us, but that's not true at all. The mind is not us.

  Emo Philips

  Love You, Home, Sleep

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• The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

  Emo Philips

  Sex, Sleep, Long

• I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he's learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills.

  Emo Philips

  Family, Brother, Home

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