Emo Philips Quotes About Life

Quotes about: Life

• I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Life, Humor

• I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.

  Emo Philips

  Life, Two, Three

• My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Funny, Life

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