Emo Philips Quotes About Reality

Quotes about: Reality

• You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Sexy, Money

• Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Humor, Reality

  "E=MO²". Album by Emo Philips. Track: 'A Fine How Ya Do', 1985.

• I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Pain, Real

• I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

  Emo Philips

  Wrestling, Reality

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