Emo Philips Quotes About Love

Quotes about: Love

• My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Funny, Humor

• I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Giving, Panic

• My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Funny, Life

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