Emo Philips Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "75 Funniest Jokes of All Time". "GQ Magazine", June 1999.

• I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Beautiful, Humor

  "E=MO²". Album by Emo Philips, "Track Two + Track Two continued", 1985.

• I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

  Emo Philips

  Sexy, Thinking, Doors

• I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

  Emo Philips

  Wife, My Best Friend, Bed

• You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

  Emo Philips

  Children, Wife, Married

  Source: www.avclub.com

• It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.

  Emo Philips

  Cat, Wife, Might

• I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

  Emo Philips

  Wife, My Wife

• I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

  Emo Philips

  Wife, Cheated On, Celibacy

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