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  • I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.

    "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.