Jim Gaffigan Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Wife, House, Camping

  "Jim Gaffigan: King Baby". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

• You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, House

• If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Always Trying, House, Camping

  Jim Gaffigan (2013). “Dad Is Fat”, p.258, Crown Archetype

• The entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Crazy, Men, People

  Interview with Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. November 11, 2008.

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