Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Gym

Quotes about: Gym

• I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of a room full of strangers. Based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Believe, Class

• You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Two

• You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Teacher, Humor

• Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Machines, Stones, Exam

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