Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Water

• I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Ideas

• I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Glasses

• How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, "How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Thinking, Water

• How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Thinking, Water, Dumb

  Jim Gaffigan (2014). “Food: A Love Story”, p.97, Crown Archetype

• If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Work Out, Water, Vitamins

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Oct 13, 2011

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