Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Jesus

Quotes about: Jesus

• I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Jesus, Want, Feels

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small even Superman would be nervous. And you’re reading from the Bible. It’s not like you can just make something up and improvise. “A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the Corinthians. Uhhh. Dear Corinthians, … How was your weekend? Sure is hot here. Uh, tell Jesus ‘Hey.’ This is the word of the Lord.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Jesus, Reading, Weekend

  Jim Gaffigan (2013). “Dad Is Fat”, p.169, Crown Archetype

• Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Jesus, Son, Shelves

• You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Jesus, Thinking, Stuff

• It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Religious, Jesus, Doe

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Jesus, Want, Freak

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

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