I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon.
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