Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Fathers Day, Song, Children

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from May 09, 2012

• I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Father, 4th Of July, Energy

• I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Children, Father, My Children

  "Jim Gaffigan Thinks Phone Photos Are Ruining America’s Children, He Tells Conan" by Ross Luippold, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2012.

• Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Fathers Day, Children, Dad

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Oct 19, 2012

• Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Mother, Father

• I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Father, College, Firsts

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• We all take Mother's Day seriously and then it's like a month later, a bunch of kids get together and say, "I guess we should do this for the old man, too." Father Day's is weird. It's like celebrating Darth Vader's birthday. It's odd I think. Even the gifts we give dads. Like neckties, which are just like a silk noose. Or books. Would you ever want someone from another generation to give you a book?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Dad, Father, Book

  Source: www.esquire.com

• The amount of guilt you deal with as a parent is pretty profound. It's a constant balancing act. I'm an ambitious person, but when I became a father, ambition had a different hold on me. Providing for my kids was important, but the superficial ambition drifted away.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Father, Ambition, Kids

  Source: www.esquire.com

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