Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Shoes, Ties, Wife

• As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Pain, Dad, Light

• My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Wife, House, Camping

  "Jim Gaffigan: King Baby". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

• This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Beautiful, Falling In Love

• I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Girlfriend, Names

• My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Wife, Wow, Abraham

• My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Dad, Book, Editors

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Kids, Years, Wife

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be with my wife and kids. I don't even think I'd want to go out to dinner.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Kids, Thinking, Laughing

  Source: www.avclub.com

• I always want my standup act to appeal to everybody in the room, and when I started standup, and I would see people talk about their kids and their wife, and I'd always cringe a little bit, like, 'I can't get a date, I don't know what you're talking about.'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Kids, Talking, People

  "Interview: Jim Gaffigan Talks Family, Food And Dad Is Fat". Interview with Samantha Abernethy, chicagoist.com. May 10, 2013.

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