If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
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