A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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