The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
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