I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Never give a sucker an even break.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
You can't cheat an honest man.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
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