W. C. Fields Quotes About Beer

Quotes about: Beer

• I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Drinking

• Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Party

• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

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  Funny, Drinking, Book

• Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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  Travel, Book, Drinking

• Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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  Food, Drinking, Beer

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• I drink therefore I am.

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  Funny, Clever, Drinking

• Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

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  Sex, Beer, People

• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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  Drinking, Beer, Reality

• I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

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  Humorous, Beer, Drink

• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

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  Giving Up, Beer, Alcohol

• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

  W. C. Fields

  Inspirational, Funny, Book

  In Corey Ford Time of Laughter (1970) p. 182

• I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

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  Beer, Water, Alcohol

• I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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  Funny, Time, Drinking

• I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

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  Drinking, Beer, Stronger

• How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

  W. C. Fields

  Beer, Devil, Encounters

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