There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Never work with animals or children.
I like children - fried.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
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