W. C. Fields Quotes About Lawyers

Quotes about: Lawyers

• The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

  W. C. Fields

  Mom, Mother, Lawyer

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• There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it.

  W. C. Fields

  Eight, Body, Lawyer

• When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

  W. C. Fields

  Money, Lawyer, Ifs

• Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

  W. C. Fields

  Doctors, Lawyer, Dentist

• The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

  W. C. Fields

  Giving, Income, Tails

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