Dentist Quotes

• I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Yellow, Ties

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• If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

  Mason Cooley

  Funny, Dental Work, Ideas

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• To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Important, World, Toothache

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• Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Dental Work, Teeth

  Ogden Nash (1941). “The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash”, Garden City publishing company, inc

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• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Money

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• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Happiness, Smile

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• Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Blessed, Dental

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• If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.

  John Maynard Keynes

  Humble, People, Would Be

  John Maynard Keynes (1952). “Essays in Persuasion”

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• Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

  Johnny Depp

  Kind

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• I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.

  Mark Spitz

  Sports, Spring, School

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• Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

  Sammy Gravano

  Mouths, Crime, Chairs

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• A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

  George D. Prentice

  Funny, Dental Work, Looks

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• Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Science, Pockets

  The Devil's Dictionary

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• Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

  Miguel de Cervantes

  Funny, Men, Dental Work

  Don Quixote I, Ch. 4 (1605)

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• I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

  Sofia Vergara

  Want, Actresses, Knows

  "Sofía Vergara stars in “Meet The Browns,” strives for a lead role". Interview with Francis Rodríguez, www.nydailynews.com. March 20, 2008.

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• There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

  William Shakespeare

  Philosophical, Dental Work, Endurance

  'Much Ado About Nothing' (1598-9) act 5, sc. 1, l. 35

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• I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

  Taylor Caldwell

  World

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  Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Happiness, Being Happy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

  Morgan Freeman

  Thinking, Dental Floss, Dental Work

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• I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

  Paula Deen

  Light, Giving, Littles

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• A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

  Helen Rowland

  Men, Dental Work, Teeth

  Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”

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• All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

  Evelyn Waugh

  Sex, Sleep, Together

  Vile Bodies (1930) ch. 6

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• I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

  Phil Gramm

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• My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

  David Cronenberg

  Problem, Film, Enough

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

  Leonard Woolf

  Funny, Pain, Dental Work

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