Dental Floss Quotes

• I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

  Frank Zappa

  Song, Teeth, Insult

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• I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

  Morgan Freeman

  Thinking, Dental Work, Done

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• We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

  Lisa Lutz

  Contradiction, Mess, Traits

  Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster

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• But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

  Lisa Lutz

  Lessons, Taught, Evolution

  Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster

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• No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

  Janette Rallison

  Nice, Teeth, Pay

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• My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Kitchen, Roaches

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• Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

  Matt Chandler

  Ocean, Trying, Inches

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• ....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up.

  Lisa Lutz

  Growing Up, Thinking, People

  Lisa Lutz (2011). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.379, Simon and Schuster

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• Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
  Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

  Redman

  Rap, People, Hip Hop

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• When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands of a professional pianist, such a piano can bury the strings and the winds and hold its own against the brass. But Mozart wasn't composing for a nine-foot-long, thousand-pound piano; he was composing for a five-and-a-half-foot-long, hundred-and-fifty-pound piano built from balsa wood and dental floss.

  Robert Greenberg

  Hands, Wind, Piano

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• A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

  George Carlin

  Heart, Sleep, Long

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• YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

  James Patterson

  Cells, Locks, Way

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• Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

  Frank Zappa

  Work, Moving, Insanity

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• Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

  Rachel McAdams

  Thinking, Enough, Toothbrushes

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