Craig Ferguson Quotes - Page 16

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• People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

  Craig Ferguson

  People, Lightning

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• I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Humor, Enjoy

  "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", 2005-2014.

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• I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

  Craig Ferguson

  Band, Way, Said

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• Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.

  Craig Ferguson

  Romance, Hobos, Martyr

  "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", 2005-2014.

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• Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

  Craig Ferguson

  Thinking, Iphone, Apples

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• It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

  Craig Ferguson

  Disappointment, Book, Reading

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• I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not gay people who are ruining the sanctity of marriage, it's celebrities.

  Craig Ferguson

  Gay, People, Sanctity Of Marriage

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• I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

  Craig Ferguson

  Mean, Night, Tvs

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• A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it's just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.

  Craig Ferguson

  Medicine, Over You, Growth

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• I think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. And I know I kind of want a sense of reassurance or a community. Late-night shows is a rare place because that's what we do. Increasingly, I felt like I didn't want to be that guy. I didn't want to do that. It wasn't the only reason that I stopped doing it, but it was a consideration - I didn't know how to process tragedy after tragedy and then ... it just got too much, I think.

  Craig Ferguson

  Night, Thinking, Community

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel like you get to know the audience a little bit. When I'm doing stand-up gigs now, I feel like I'm doing gigs in front of people I know. I think that's the result of doing late-night shows for so long.

  Craig Ferguson

  Thinking, Long, People

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• There are times when you see the news, and you go, "How the hell am I meant to do anything tonight?" I'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. And I would think, "How the hell am I supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"

  Craig Ferguson

  Horse, Thinking, World

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• I don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.

  Craig Ferguson

  Thinking, Truth Is, Promotion

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean, I've done both, I've been an actor. I'm just kind of a carny, that's it.

  Craig Ferguson

  Mean, Thinking, Done

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• The only thing that I would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then - but when you leave the studio, it's over. That's what you really have to do. After a long time, I would be like, "Maybe I shouldn't have said this," or "Maybe I shouldn't have shown this." But eventually, I got to, "Ah, f - k it." That's what it was that night, tomorrow's the next night.

  Craig Ferguson

  Couple, Night, Long

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

  Craig Ferguson

  Mean, Blood, Up North

  "Hot Scots Craig Ferguson and Gerard Butler join comedic forces in DreamWorks 'How To Train Your Dragon'". Chicago Parent Interview, www.chicagoparent.com. November 23, 2010.

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