Craig Ferguson Quotes About Lawyers

Quotes about: Lawyers

• Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

  Craig Ferguson

  Fear, Divorce, Knowing

• Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

  Craig Ferguson

  War, Evil, Pirate

• Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.

  Craig Ferguson

  School, Years, Law

• It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

  Craig Ferguson

  Law, Long, Desire

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