Craig Ferguson Quotes About Parties

Quotes about: Parties

• Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Party, Humor

• In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.

  Craig Ferguson

  Party, House, Benefits

• Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.

  Craig Ferguson

  Party, Missing, Leaving

• I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

  Craig Ferguson

  Party, Talking, Awkward

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