Craig Ferguson Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• It's Earth Day today. Let me tell you something about polar bears. They're endangered but you have to be careful because a polar bear is one of the few animals that will stalk a human. If you go to where polar bears live, it might stalk you and when you're on the plane going home, it might be behind you reading.

  Craig Ferguson

  Reading, Home, Animal

• He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs.

  Craig Ferguson

  Dog, Animal, Sheep

• Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden.

  Craig Ferguson

  Animal, White, House

• The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

  Craig Ferguson

  Heart, Cat, Animal

  Craig Ferguson (2010). “Between the Bridge and the River: A Novel”, p.152, Chronicle Books

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