The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.
In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.
Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.
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