Stephen Colbert Quotes About Tuesday

Quotes about: Tuesday

• When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

  Stephen Colbert

  Change, Monday, Business

  "Wiseguy Bush sends in the clones" by Ewen MacAskill, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2006.

• Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.

  Stephen Colbert

  Monday, Believe, Home

  Stephen Colbert’s speech at the White House Correspondent's Association Dinner, www.democracynow.org. May 3, 2006.

• Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

  Stephen Colbert

  Night, Tuesday, Guy

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