Stephen Colbert Quotes About Guns

Quotes about: Guns

• The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

  Stephen Colbert

  Gun, Pens, Ifs

• Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

  Stephen Colbert

  Mistake, Gun, Lovers

• There once was a man name Barack,
  Whose re-election came as a shock.
  He raised the taxes I pay,
  And then turned marriage gay.
  And now he's coming after your glock.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Men, Gun

• What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

  Stephen Colbert

  Gun, Glaciers, Wave

• Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesus, Kings, Gun

• Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.

  Stephen Colbert

  Ignorance, Gun, Mind

• Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.

  Stephen Colbert

  Kids, Gun, Parent

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