Stephen Colbert Quotes About Elections

Quotes about: Elections

• The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

  Stephen Colbert

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

• There once was a man name Barack,
  Whose re-election came as a shock.
  He raised the taxes I pay,
  And then turned marriage gay.
  And now he's coming after your glock.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Men, Gun

• I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

  Stephen Colbert

  Thinking, Election, Influence

  Source: www.realclearpolitics.com

• Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

  Stephen Colbert

  Night, Fists, Today

  Twitter post from Nov 08, 2012

• Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

  Stephen Colbert

  Jobs, Stupid, Fighting

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