Stephen Colbert Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

  Stephen Colbert

  Baby, Children, Father

• Baby carrots are making me gay.

  Stephen Colbert

  Baby, Gay, Ridiculous

• Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

  Stephen Colbert

  Baby, Fire, Wedlock

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