Stephen Colbert Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

  Stephen Colbert

  Father, 4th Of July, Political

  "Stephen Colbert must be stopped!". edition.cnn.com. February 22, 2012.

• America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

  Stephen Colbert

  Baby, Children, Father

• The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.

  Stephen Colbert

  Religious, Jesus, Father

• A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

  Stephen Colbert

  Teacher, Children, Father

  "I Am America (And So Can You!)". Book by Stephen Colbert. Part One: "My American Childhood", Chapter One: "The Family", 2007.

• It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

  Stephen Colbert

  Country, Father, Corporations

  "Stephen Colbert's run for US presidency raises $1m" by Lizzy Davies, www.theguardian.com. January 31, 2012.

• I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.

  Stephen Colbert

  Father, Fanatics

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