Stephen Colbert Quotes About Books

Quotes about: Books

• And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Police, Fans

  "Ice cream? Immigration? 12 ways Colbert kept truthiness alive" by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, www.today.com. April 10, 2014.

• Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, World, Pages

• I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Heart, Reality

• I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

  Stephen Colbert

  Funny, Sex, Book

  "The Colbert Report", Season 3. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2007.

• I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.

  Stephen Colbert

  Country, Book, Heart

  "Happy Anniversary, Stephen Colbert" by Rachel Sklar, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 16, 2006.

• You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, The End Of The Day, Politician

• I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Reading, Printed Word

  "I Am America (And So Can You!)". Book by Stephen Colbert, 2007.

• The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

  Stephen Colbert

  Summer, Book, Home

• Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Thinking, Scary

• I am no fan of books.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Fans

  "Stephen Colbert Marches on 'America'". Interview with Alison Stewart, www.npr.org. October 11, 2007.

• Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

  Stephen Colbert

  Pain, Book, Confusion

  "I Am America (And So Can You!)". Book by Stephen Colbert, 2007.

• Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, People, Attention

• I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, College, Men

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. January 25, 2006.

• You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, Looks, Look Up

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.

  Stephen Colbert

  Book, People

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