Stephen Colbert Quotes About High School

Quotes about: High School

• Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

  Stephen Colbert

  Girl, School, Bangs

• First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

  Stephen Colbert

  Weed, School, People

• I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

  Stephen Colbert

  School, Safety, Criticism

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