Stephen Colbert Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!

  Stephen Colbert

  Animal, Looks, Made

• It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.

  Stephen Colbert

  Moving, Animal, Sea

• So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

  Stephen Colbert

  Food, Animal, Two

  "I Am America (And So Can You!)". Book by Stephen Colbert, 2007.

• Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

  Stephen Colbert

  Animal, Peta, Please

  Twitter post from Sep 14, 2010

• Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

  Stephen Colbert

  Dog, Animal, Kingdoms

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