Dana Gould Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Couches

• Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Phones, People

• As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Doors, Parent

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Feb 01, 2012

• My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Soul, Secret

• Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Lying, Age

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Feb 19, 2012

• Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Cat, Heaven

• I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Speech, Middle

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Oct 06, 2012

• Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Leaving, Poop

• The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Lying, Men

• I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Kids, Gone

• If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Morning, May

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 17, 2013

• My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Mean, Poop

• My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Cat, My Dog

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