Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.
It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
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