Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.
Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
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