Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.
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