Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.
One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
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