I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.
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