As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
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