Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.
I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.
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