The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?
The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.
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