Dana Gould Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to stand in front of all the children who went to bed hungry while I was on earth and read aloud a list of my eBay purchases. I shudder to think of it. Explaining to a poor child with a swollen belly why I didn't give his village fifty cents a week but spent twenty-seven dollars in a bidding war for a Mars Attacks coffee cup.

  Dana Gould

  Children, War, Coffee

• Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.

  Dana Gould

  Children, Earthquakes, Parent

• I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

  Dana Gould

  Children, Guy, Three

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Aug 08, 2012

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