Drinking Quotes - Page 8

• I drink to make other people more interesting.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Life, Bad Ass

  "How To Be Interesting: Simple Ways to Increase Your Personal Appeal". Book by David Gillespie, Mark Warren, 2013.

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• I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Guy

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• You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

  Mark Twain

  Wine, Labels, Vinegar

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Beer, Evil

  Oscar Wilde (2012). “Oscar Wilde's Wit and Wisdom: A Book of Quotations”, p.26, Courier Corporation

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• When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

  Francois Rabelais

  Beer, Thinking, Funny Sarcastic

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• I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

  George Montgomery

  Years, Alcohol, Age

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• Drinking is a way of ending the day.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Beer, Way, Heavy Drinking

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• What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.

  Iggy Pop

  Christ, Fisherman, Hung

  "Iggy Pop's Trail of Destruction" by Erik Hedegaard, www.rollingstone.com. December 11, 2003.

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• Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

  Charles Bukowski

  Beer, Emotional, Alcohol

  Charles Bukowski (2003). “Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews and Encounters, 1963-1993”

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• I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.

  John Bonham

  Tired, Blow, Tea

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• I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Beer, Thinking, Way

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

  Graham Greene

  Lying, Wine, Alcohol

  Graham Greene (1980). “Travels with my aunt”

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  Kinky Friedman

  Beauty, Philosophy, Eye

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• I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

  Tom Waits

  Beer, Bottles, Lobotomy

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  Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Life, Beer

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• People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

  Ann Landers

  Swimming, Beer, People

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• Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

  John F. Kennedy

  Funny, Forgiveness, Witty

  John F. Kennedy, Dominique Enright (2003). “The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy”, Michael O'Mara Books

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• Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

  Edgar Allan Poe

  Food, Beer, Glasses

  Edgar Allan Poe (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)”, p.229, Delphi Classics

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• I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

  Truman Capote

  Thinking, Drunk, Alcohol

  "Fictional character: Paul "Fred" Varjak". "Breakfast at Tiffany's", 1961.

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• Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

  Phyllis Diller

  Falling In Love, Alcohol, Liquor Funny

  Phyllis Diller (1981). “The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions”, Doubleday Books

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• I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

  Richard Pryor

  Funny, Tired, Car

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• Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

  W. C. Fields

  Exercise, Hours, Shakes

  "The Temperance Lecture".

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• Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Morning, Food, Beer

  Major Barbara (1907) act 2

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• Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

  Billy Carter

  Party, Food, Home

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• Put it back in the horse!

  H. Allen Smith

  Horse, Beer

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