I can resist everything except temptation.
To justify God's ways to man.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Drinking is the soldier's pleasure.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later I took a long taste of the end result: a glass of delicious drinking water.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
Well, I stopped drinking. That was actually a big deal. I didn't go through any harrowing rock-bottom experience. I just made a decision to stop drinking.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated.
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